82-86. Avionics Instrument Systems/Automated Flight Control Repair—one of six POCs in my squadron, and one of two not in admin.

Wait until as you get the pay-per-view rights. Then slap away!

+5 for “BitchCarthy”. Also acceptable: “spiritual descendant of Joe ‘Have you no decency left, sir?’ BitchCarthy”

...shit. You ain’t wrong.

Way back when dinosaurs ruled the earth, I was a young troop in the Air Force. Probably a dozen times, I heard people tossing around the N-word–or some other term–like they were talking about painting the house. I called a couple folks out on it and got pulled aside with the “you better watch your ass or you’re gonna…

THIS RIGHT HERE.

And that’s why Daddy gave him that name.

First thing that came to mind: Give them the Blofeld SPECTRE treatment.

Girl had me FALLIN OUT like I was in church.

Imma just gonna steal this GIF here because it is ALL THAT.

You ain’t lyin. That was a rattlesnake strike.

Lauren Boebert needs to be perp-walked right down to the city jail. What she did has got to be criminal conspiracy AT THE LEAST.

The only acceptable presidential response is “I’ve told the Attorney General to investigate the shenanigans and they’ve got a blank check to do it.”

It’s like a live-action Warner Brothers cartoon, where Daffy (or Wile E. Coyote) goes BANG BANG BANG on it, but nothing happens until...tap.

Here’s your star, you bastard.

The Garland nomination is a straight-up “fuck you” to Mitch McConnell. Excuse me, make that “Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell”.

He’s hoping the Trump stink goes away by 2024.

Never forget.

And the Capitol police aided and abetted the whole thing: