You cannot reason with a tiger when your head is in its mouth. — Winston Churchill (Gary Oldman), in Darkest Hour

My two favorite ballplayers growing up were Lou Brock and Bob Gibson. I couldn’t run or pitch, but I could pretend that I could.

Glad to be of service. The book is FANTASTIC, yo.

 Jamal Igle, Kwanza Osajyefo, Khary Randolph, and Tim Smith III explored this very thing in their outstanding 2016 comic, Black, and its 2019 follow-up, White.

HAHAHAnope. To quote the great Linda Clifford, “Not now, not next week, next year, or in the great hereafter.”

Ha! Got it in one!

I used to rock a BIIIIG power afro back in the day. I couldn’t go outside if it was windy or I’d start rolling like a tumbleweed.

You DID NOT WANT to be on Sixty Minutes back then.

Jason Torchinsky

Here’s your star. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

Ooohhh...Daddy likes it.

Either she’s filming them or Massa needs a bed wench.

That’s a great point. I’d forgotten about the Texas AG’s shenanigans.

Wow, that economic anxiety is the gift that keeps on giving!

This is so Biden has another mess to clean up when he finally takes office. The Republicans are just burning all this shit down because they know Dolt45 and his water-carriers aren’t going to do fuck-all to stop them. Then they can point fingers and say “But look at the shitty job the Democrat president is doing!”

$2k for this? That’s impulse buy territory, and it looks like it’s been fairly well maintained. Go over it with a fine-toothed comb when you buy it and NP all day long.

Calabasas. That explains everything. I have friends there and there’s always, ALWAYS, some asshole Lewis Hamilton wannabe who’s just got to show off his Super Dave Osborne driving skills. I did have a moment of sweet schadenfreude once when a black Ferrari blew past me, CHP hot on his heels.

Can confirm. Douchebags trying to live out their masturbatory Fast and Furious fantasies.

Came to say this. Somebody understands the value of staging.

God dammit. Guess who bought a used MacBook Pro a month ago for the same price as a new MacBook Air? Go ahead, guess.

God dammit. Guess who bought a used MacBook Pro a month ago for the same price as a new MacBook Air? Go ahead, guess.