+10 for beautiful use of Endora gif

That was a thing of beauty. I hereby award the Joey Bautista Comment of the Day Bat Flip:

If you’re feeling charitable, then ask them what evidence they would require to change their mind. Then show it to them. Then listen to them rationalize it away. Then walk away and go have a beer. And some pretzels.

This has been their MO for the last five years. Why change now?

This is a polite way of saying that bootleg Gomez and Morticia Addams

I’m on a business trip to a military base in the South and these folks are GUT SHOT, y’all. I mean deeeep in they feelings. They honestly believe that Trump was leading them to the Promised Land.

I legit LOLed at this. 

I know precisely how you feel. Mrs. Orca’s aunt was gone six weeks after her diagnosis. This shit is NO JOKE. 

Heck no! Take the W when you can get it--you don’t know when the next one’s coming, if at all!

Hell yeah, celebrate your wins. Those may be the only things that keep you from becoming a headline in tomorrow’s newspaper. Just don’t be a dick about it, is all.

Well, Dolt45 has already blamed Joe for not mandating mask use, so...

Yeah, run the other way unless your name is Tony Stark.

No jury would have convicted you, OP.

No jury would convict you, OP.

Jared’s just mad because Ivanka’s dick is bigger than his.

Wow, how hard do you have to work to be “the dumb Trump”?

This is what my mother meant when she used to say, “This is why we can’t have nice things.”

+10 for Zippy, who was still a towering genius compared to this walking scrotum.

‘They wanted to make sure the sonofabitch was dead.” —James Cagney, on the enormous funeral turnout for Louis B. Mayer.