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I’ve had to school some whippersnappers once or twice.

They still speak in hushed tones of The Day Of Orca’s Procedure.

DOOOOOOOM

BTW, that’s also what Young Earth Idiots are taught to ask when someone asserts that the Earth is older than the combined ages of the Biblical patriarchs. Like it’s some great debate trick and shit.

Nice Price. I would drive this motherfucker all day long and look good doing it. It’s not a show car, but who cares.

You also have to bury the body at a crossroads so he won’t know which way to go.

I did not know that. —Johnny Carson

Senator Blobfish needs to sit right the fuck down, because AOC is not fucking with his triflin ass.

Don’t forget the Citadel.

As with anything else, it’s a matter of time and place, right? It may be that the military culture was finally starting to change.

Glad I didn’t join the ground-pounders. The Air Force might be the Scout Camp of the military, but they were finally starting to take this shit seriously. One good ol’ boy came within inches of getting brained with a toolbox after calling me “Brillo”. He made the mistake of saying it when a black senior NCO walked by.

I understand exactly what you’re saying. I should told them my great-uncle’s stories about coming home from the war; maybe that would have helped.

82-86. Avionics Instrument Systems/Automated Flight Control Repair—one of six POCs in my squadron, and one of two not in admin.

Wait until as you get the pay-per-view rights. Then slap away!

+5 for “BitchCarthy”. Also acceptable: “spiritual descendant of Joe ‘Have you no decency left, sir?’ BitchCarthy”

...shit. You ain’t wrong.

Way back when dinosaurs ruled the earth, I was a young troop in the Air Force. Probably a dozen times, I heard people tossing around the N-word–or some other term–like they were talking about painting the house. I called a couple folks out on it and got pulled aside with the “you better watch your ass or you’re gonna

THIS RIGHT HERE.