And that’s why Daddy gave him that name.

First thing that came to mind: Give them the Blofeld SPECTRE treatment.

Girl had me FALLIN OUT like I was in church.

Imma just gonna steal this GIF here because it is ALL THAT.

You ain’t lyin. That was a rattlesnake strike.

Lauren Boebert needs to be perp-walked right down to the city jail. What she did has got to be criminal conspiracy AT THE LEAST.

The only acceptable presidential response is “I’ve told the Attorney General to investigate the shenanigans and they’ve got a blank check to do it.”

It’s like a live-action Warner Brothers cartoon, where Daffy (or Wile E. Coyote) goes BANG BANG BANG on it, but nothing happens until...tap.

Here’s your star, you bastard.

The Garland nomination is a straight-up “fuck you” to Mitch McConnell. Excuse me, make that “Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell”.

He’s hoping the Trump stink goes away by 2024.

Never forget.

And the Capitol police aided and abetted the whole thing:

You cannot reason with a tiger when your head is in its mouth. — Winston Churchill (Gary Oldman), in Darkest Hour

My two favorite ballplayers growing up were Lou Brock and Bob Gibson. I couldn’t run or pitch, but I could pretend that I could.

Glad to be of service. The book is FANTASTIC, yo.

 Jamal Igle, Kwanza Osajyefo, Khary Randolph, and Tim Smith III explored this very thing in their outstanding 2016 comic, Black, and its 2019 follow-up, White.

HAHAHAnope. To quote the great Linda Clifford, “Not now, not next week, next year, or in the great hereafter.”