Ha! Got it in one!

I used to rock a BIIIIG power afro back in the day. I couldn’t go outside if it was windy or I’d start rolling like a tumbleweed.

You DID NOT WANT to be on Sixty Minutes back then.

Jason Torchinsky

Here’s your star. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

Ooohhh...Daddy likes it.

Either she’s filming them or Massa needs a bed wench.

That’s a great point. I’d forgotten about the Texas AG’s shenanigans.

Wow, that economic anxiety is the gift that keeps on giving!

Seriously! How did I miss this?

This is so Biden has another mess to clean up when he finally takes office. The Republicans are just burning all this shit down because they know Dolt45 and his water-carriers aren’t going to do fuck-all to stop them. Then they can point fingers and say “But look at the shitty job the Democrat president is doing!”

$2k for this? That’s impulse buy territory, and it looks like it’s been fairly well maintained. Go over it with a fine-toothed comb when you buy it and NP all day long.

“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.”

Calabasas. That explains everything. I have friends there and there’s always, ALWAYS, some asshole Lewis Hamilton wannabe who’s just got to show off his Super Dave Osborne driving skills. I did have a moment of sweet schadenfreude once when a black Ferrari blew past me, CHP hot on his heels.

Can confirm. Douchebags trying to live out their masturbatory Fast and Furious fantasies.

Came to say this. Somebody understands the value of staging.

God dammit. Guess who bought a used MacBook Pro a month ago for the same price as a new MacBook Air? Go ahead, guess.

God dammit. Guess who bought a used MacBook Pro a month ago for the same price as a new MacBook Air? Go ahead, guess.

+10 for beautiful use of Endora gif

That was a thing of beauty. I hereby award the Joey Bautista Comment of the Day Bat Flip:

If you’re feeling charitable, then ask them what evidence they would require to change their mind. Then show it to them. Then listen to them rationalize it away. Then walk away and go have a beer. And some pretzels.