This will never not be funny. 

Came for this, was not disappoint.

This has been their MO for the last five years. Why change now?

This is a polite way of saying that bootleg Gomez and Morticia Addams

I’m on a business trip to a military base in the South and these folks are GUT SHOT, y’all. I mean deeeep in they feelings. They honestly believe that Trump was leading them to the Promised Land.

I legit LOLed at this. 

I know precisely how you feel. Mrs. Orca’s aunt was gone six weeks after her diagnosis. This shit is NO JOKE. 

Heck no! Take the W when you can get it--you don’t know when the next one’s coming, if at all!

Hell yeah, celebrate your wins. Those may be the only things that keep you from becoming a headline in tomorrow’s newspaper. Just don’t be a dick about it, is all.

Well, Dolt45 has already blamed Joe for not mandating mask use, so...

Yeah, run the other way unless your name is Tony Stark.

No jury would have convicted you, OP.

No jury would convict you, OP.

Jared’s just mad because Ivanka’s dick is bigger than his.

What’s this about “people being assaulted by giant ambulatory plants”?

Wow, how hard do you have to work to be “the dumb Trump”?

Aww, yeah...

I...I love you, Anon.