+5 for Pennysaver reference

Mom o’ Mrs. Orca owned a 2002 Camry that passed into my hands when she became too old to drive safely. It was 10 years old at the time and had a massive 27,000 miles on it. (That’s not a typo.) I used it as a daily driver for three years and it was everything OP said: safe, comfortable, adequate for most needs, and…

SERIOUSLY. I mean, was it personal? Did Mr. Flowers say something about the prosecutor’s mom or something?

Well done, Anon!

Burn. SAVAGE burn.

See, you ain’t right.  I legit LOLed.

I gotta go Nice (kind high) Price. Volvos of that vintage are like 1980s-era Toyotas: along with cockroaches and Keith Richards, they’ll be the only things that survive the nuclear holocaust. Parts are plentiful and cheap and they’ll take a metric buttload of abuse. (Source: my very good friend who’s had one since…

As the young folks say, right in the feels. I was not ready for this.

Yes. Yes, this is my king.

Holynshit, that would be hilarious.

Like this lyin-ass bitch here. WARNING: have a bucket handy because you’re gonna want to throw up.

Wakanda forever, O my king.

That sounds...unbelievably fun. Saaayyyyy...

YASSSSSS STATIC IS MY JAM

Michael Ramirez...ugh. He’s a proudly ignorant wrong-wing editorial “cartoonist” whose greatest talent is for being a troll. What really sticks in my craw is that the Los Angeles Times hired him after the death of their Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist, Paul Conrad. Ramirez isn’t fit to sniff the fumes from Conrad’s…

I’m getting mighty tired of telling people, “You don’t get to decide if they’re offended or not.”

Dammit, beat me to it!

Because this never gets old: