There’s the old joke: What does Deion Sanders have most in common with baseball and football? He can’t hit in either of them.

That color laser printer could be the thing I need in my home office. Now, if I could only get the Very Large Corporate Overlords to pay for it...

That color laser printer could be the thing I need in my home office. Now, if I could only get the Very Large…

100% right here. His swagga as Jefferson was a thing of beauty, and the rap battle with Hamilton killed me dead.

I’m sorry, Stephen, but there’s no way Duckworth would have called Carlson “bitch”. I believe she would have said “bitch-ass bitch”.

+10 for “pumpkin fucker”

Good point.

For real? Holy shit--no wonder my friend calls it the “Scarebus”.

How nerdy am I that I’m thinking, “You know, if I win the lottery, I could buy one of those bad boys for a few mil. And I would buy it with the QUICKNESS.” And would park it in the hangar right next to the DC-3 that I would buy first.

Oh, yeah. That’s how you know it’s Snob City in the South. Those fucking things are EVERYWHERE. I remember thinking, “You know, there’s probably some nice folks living there, but I couldn’t EVER live someplace called ‘Plantation’.”

Yeah, I am puttin that in my back pocket for  use at a moment’s notice!

I’d have gone with “Sailor Mech”, myself.

DANNNNNNNG these are nice. Might have to get a couple for Mrs. Orca--her birthday’s coming up!

::Sound of needle dragging across a record::

“Sir, we’ve had complaints about illegal dumping around here. Can you tell me what this equipment is for?”

I cannot lie. I want one. I’ve always wanted one. NP and I’m not sorry.

Agreed. Those aren’t the only thing popping up.

“Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.” - Henry Kissinger

All hail the cat for saving us from her godawful “singing” of an even more godawful song.