Honestly, that doesn’t look too bad. I’d drive it.

Normally, I would CP it.

This is first-ballot CP Hall of Fame.

“LORD JESUS!!”

I misread this as “sprayed by a skank” and thought, “Well, how DO they know??”

This is 100% the correct take.

And with a deft flick of the wrist, Serena snapped the shiv off between the reporter’s ribs.

Fellows, I believe this is a great moment in How To Dad. I therefore motion that we award this dad the Charles S. Dutton Clap Of Awesomeness From The Film “Rudy”. What say ye?

Pfft. Nothing beats Slash.

Not enough stars for this comment.

“Even my axels were better than that!” (Tonya Harding)

“They asked somebody to audition, but it wasn’t me.”

Huh. I did not know that < /Johnny Carson>

Not sure if insanely awesome...or awesomely insane.

Sooo...Ghosn ghosted?

Eh. Dismissed ‘em.

That’ll teach me to use autocorrect.

It’s because she’s a woman and a Republican at the same time. That amount of cognitive dissidence would give anyone a migraine.

“Operation Asian Touch”? Was “Operation Me Love You Long Time” already taken?

This right here. I came to say exactly this. She’s HAPPY she did it—she knows Dolt45's got her back and now she’s emboldened to act out.