That bulge up front is for the driver’s enormous testicles.

I literally laughed out loud at this. Signed, former Camry driver.

AAAAAA I MUST HAVE THIS

AAAAAA I MUST HAVE THIS

“Needs to work on his abs, though,” said nobody ever.

+5 for “Duplo-brand Rocky”.

I hereby give Mr Usman the extremely rare Multi-Vince Carter Award for that reply.

Frankie Beverly doesn’t wear a painters cap; painters wear a Frankie Beverly hat!

I can only gaze in wonder at the awesomeness of this comment.

Is there a phrase combining Tourette’s syndrome and logorrhea? (Other than certain greyed-out posters, I mean.)

Even factoring in ~$2k of repairs to be done, it’s in great shape overall. Fix it up and it’s a nice DD or first car for the kids.

This thing got beat with the ugly stick.

Shit, just show them a few scenes from Roots or Twelve Years a Slave.

Savage burn. SAVAGE.

Who is Mike Trout?

They’re rocking some Parliament/Funkadelic, brah. Maybe some Ohio Players: note the coordinated boppery.

Every word of what you just typed is 24k gold TRUTH. I’ve spent the majority of my life in aircraft maintenance, publications, and training and this is etched-in-stone, 100% verified FACTS.

I think I just gave myself a headache from the tweet-induced eyerolling.

My buddy drives a V70 of the same vintage and you will pry it from his cold, dead driving gloves.