Fast and Furious 90210

That is so very, very wrong.

Clean title, in good nick, not ridiculously kitted out--Imma go Nice Price with this one.

As much as I loved my 5-speed Supra, when it came time to bid her adieu, I bought an automatic without a second’s hesitation. I live in Los Angeles and the only way to get me into a manual is at gunpoint. Even then, I’d have to consider where you’re pointing it.

Sorry. I had to.

It’s about time. We were working on these back when dinosaurs ruled the Earth in the Eighties.

This is a real-world application of Sam Vimes’s “Boots” theory of economic inequality. Terry Pratchett, may his luggage always find him, was a sage and a wise man.

Looks like we’ve found the Sunken Place. 

This right here. 

I almost NPed the Camry until I stumbled on your post. You’re right--this is the superior car.

I’m not saying Jim Spanfeller can go eat a bag of camel assholes. I’d never say that Jim Spanfeller can go eat a bag of camel assholes. I’m just saying that the opportunity exists for Jim Spanfeller to go eat a bag of camel assholes. Further, I would posit that AI would identify, with 100% accuracy, the opportunity for…

She looks like she can’t quite read what’s on the teleprompter.

That picture of Melania up looks like she is trying and failing to read the TelePrompTer.

Here’s something Mrs. Orca and I are wrestling with: What is up with the heads of these HBCUs cooning for Dolt45? I mean, really? REALLY? The photo op in the White House; Betsy DeVos speaking at Bethune-Cookman; and now this. Dafuq? “Well, you know these rats aren’t too bad once you get past the bites and carrying the…

DISS LEVEL: BOSS

Take me now, Anon. Don’t be gentle.

I drove a 5-speed Toyota Supra for 23 years in Los Angeles and it was a complete pain in the ass. As much as I loved the car—and I would buy another in a heartbeat—working that clutch for an hour each way was supremely tiresome.

“...from the width of my nose, to the fullness of my lips, to the coarseness of my hair...”