Can confirm. Source: was once a college student in Nawlins. 

This is by-the-book boiling in oil. I mean damn.

The nerve of some people, following Christ’s example and helping the needy! WHAT’S THE WORLD COMING TOO!! WON’T THEY THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Goddamnit, Christian Bale should have been Racer X in Speed Racer.

He would make Hannibal Lecter look like a vegetarian. If only he would use his powers for good, instead of evil...

The asshole is strong with this one.

This. Trump is such a self-cucking jackwagon that he literally can’t imagine anyone doing something that he himself hasn’t already done.

This right here. I mean damn,

“To be fair, that is double my record.”
-Robert Kraft

There’s never a bad time for a Khan reference.

Are we married to the same woman? Altuve is definitely on Mrs. Orca’s exceptions list and she stayed up to watch the entire postgame show—something she normally hates.

In China Miéville’s novella The Last Days of New Paris, the Nazis still control France and a great swath of Paris has been warped into a live-action surrealist nightmare, where creatures called Manifs emerge from a rupture in space-time.

Sure it’s a lot bigger, but that rear ramp loading is an advantage that shouldn’t be difficult to scale up.

This thing going for $8k is a prime example of irrational exuberance.

I disagree with Nancy on a lot of things, but you got to give credit where credit is due.

We stand on the shoulders of giants. I can only be where I am because of people like Rep. Cummings. Rest in peace, sir; may we prove to be worthy of your efforts.

Get down, Miss Curry! Folks better put some RESPECK on that name!

That was a some terrifying, Death-Star-nutpunching-Alderaan pitching for the Nats. I mean the ‘27 Yankees would have looked like T-ball against those guys.

I know this is Deadspin, where Snark Reigns Supreme™, but seriously: I’m glad he’s going to recover. This could have been so much worse.