Kendrick, you magnificent bastard.

The day I see Durantelope is the day my bucket list is closed down.

I am an OG Land Cruiser fanboy, but there are just too many questions. It just seems slapped together. If a professional restoration shop had done it, that would be one thing, but this...no thanks. (Of course, if a professional shop had done it, the price would start somewhere around $25k-$30k.)

Golly, that NEVER happens to me! So don’t think it does. Because it doesn’t. Nope. Never have, never will.

This right here. That book left me with such deep and abiding faith in humanity. /s

“I can’t go to jail. There’s lesbians in jail.”

“Yes Way” José Altuve.

I’ll give it a try—I’ve been looking for a good substitute for iBooks for just the reasons you mention.

I tried to use Marvin a couple years back on my iPhone and it was so buggy as to be unusable. Sounds like they’ve made some serious upgrades--I’ll check it out again.

Man, he just totally pantsed Atlanta’s defense.

Removed the catalytic converters? NOPE

If you do, make sure you lock it up to prevent any Belichickian shenanigans.

That is flame-footed Harrison Bader, Mrs. Orca’s husbando. (What can I say? He’s on her exceptions list.)

He’s got to stop watching film of Mitch Williams.

You will pry my Oberon Design case from my cold, dead phone.

You will pry my Oberon Design case from my cold, dead phone.

Having Robert De Niro’s character actually be Rupert Pupkin would have been a genius move.

We have nothing to lose except the game, and we’ve already lost that, so...

7-9? Just shoot for the moon, why don’t you?

Somebody get Chuck Tingle on this, stat!