I say this as a Supra ride-or-die fanboy who wishes Doc Brown would go back in time to retrieve his 1983 P-type: Crackalackin crack pipe. No picture of the engine bay? No mention of mileage? Super tiny low profile tires? Paint chipping on the front air dam? 

Buckner was a pretty awesome player who doesn’t deserve to be remembered for one botched play. I mean, 2700 hits and 1200 RBI? I’ll take that career.

This man is a goddamned hero and deserves a statue at Soldier Field. 

The Haiku is strong with this one.

Never mind that the official complaint form has a box marked “I have first hand knowledge of the incident”...and that box was checked.

Make sure your buddy’s dressed as Robin for maximum awesomeness.

When you live on a continent where everything’s trying to kill you, this is what you get. “Eh, beats getting bit by a paralysis tick, anyway...”

You know, I kind of like the Slingshot in a “so ugly it goes around to being kind of awesome in a sort of Batcycle way” way.

I can’t imagine anything worse than losing a child. My coworker buried his teenage son last year and it just tore him up.

The chiclet keys did take a minute to get used to because the spacing isn’t quiiiiite the same as the MacBook, so I was forever hitting “i” instead of “o” or caps lock instead of “a”. Once I got past that, it was a piece of cake.

Maybe I’m looking at it through retrospective-flavored glasses, but I like the Supra. Disclaimer: My 1983 Supra remains my One True Automotive Love; no matter that I’ve had to move on.

I did some double-checking and both iOS13 and iPadOS will allow for a mouse. It’s under the Accessibility option in Settings. Until then, you’ll have to jailbreak your iPad or iPhone.

Sounds legit.

You know what? Fuck MLB for making me agree with Scott Boras. On anything.

Young lady, wherever you are, I kneel at the altar of your greatness.