Pffft. My little sister has been doing this to me our whole lives. That Earth, Wind & Fire tour t-shirt from 1978? Gone. That dope-ass bomber jacket I picked up in Japan while on temporary duty? Hers now. That Optimus Prime t-shirt I designed and painted in 1989? What Optimus Prime t-shirt? My Flying Tigers flight jack…
This cannot be said enough times.
He is all out of fucks to give and I am here for all of it. I wish I looked as good in anything as he does in everything.
In my office pool this year I picked against the Blues at every level. Clearly, this is a power that must be used wisely, and only for the good of mankind.
The Padres have the perfect between-innings antidote: a segment called “Why Are You Wearing That?”
THIS is winning the Cardinal way.
Here’s your star. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.
You know, Billy Porter’s hat looks like the lid of a grand piano if you look at it from below. This is not a complaint.
Al’s last words will forever stay with me.
I don’t know-I don’t use a mouse. I’ve seen YouTube videos where people do, though, and I know that in iOS 13 you get full functionality with a Bluetooth mouse. Sorry that I can’t be more help.
I mostly use the touchscreen or a stylus depending on how I feel, but I don’t see any reason you can’t use a Bluetooth mouse. I use a Magic Trackpad from time to time, though.
I have a whole colony of iPads at our house and I’d say my iPad Pro has about 90% of the functionality of my MacBook Pro. Mrs. Orca uses a standard smart cover with a keyboard stand, while I use a Brydge+ Bluetooth keyboard. I find that the user experience with my keyboard is almost exactly that of my Mac—it has…
My go-to in cases like this is “They can just go eat a family-size bag of camel assholes.”
Here’s your star. Now go take a time-out and consider your ways.
Here’s your star, sir/madam/decline to state.
Take your goddamned star, you magnificent bastard.
Well, Iraq already has a growing crystal meth problem. How hard to move it next door?
Yeah, but try and tell the whippersnappers these days about and they won’t believe you.
You had the wheel? We had to rediscover fire every morning because the people who discovered it never lived long enough to pass it on!