Removed the catalytic converters? NOPE

If you do, make sure you lock it up to prevent any Belichickian shenanigans.

That is flame-footed Harrison Bader, Mrs. Orca’s husbando. (What can I say? He’s on her exceptions list.)

He’s got to stop watching film of Mitch Williams.

You will pry my Oberon Design case from my cold, dead phone.

You will pry my Oberon Design case from my cold, dead phone.

Having Robert De Niro’s character actually be Rupert Pupkin would have been a genius move.

We have nothing to lose except the game, and we’ve already lost that, so...

7-9? Just shoot for the moon, why don’t you?

Somebody get Chuck Tingle on this, stat!

I say this as a Supra ride-or-die fanboy who wishes Doc Brown would go back in time to retrieve his 1983 P-type: Crackalackin crack pipe. No picture of the engine bay? No mention of mileage? Super tiny low profile tires? Paint chipping on the front air dam? 

Buckner was a pretty awesome player who doesn’t deserve to be remembered for one botched play. I mean, 2700 hits and 1200 RBI? I’ll take that career.

This man is a goddamned hero and deserves a statue at Soldier Field. 

The Haiku is strong with this one.

Never mind that the official complaint form has a box marked “I have first hand knowledge of the incident”...and that box was checked.

Make sure your buddy’s dressed as Robin for maximum awesomeness.

When you live on a continent where everything’s trying to kill you, this is what you get. “Eh, beats getting bit by a paralysis tick, anyway...”

You know, I kind of like the Slingshot in a “so ugly it goes around to being kind of awesome in a sort of Batcycle way” way.

I can’t imagine anything worse than losing a child. My coworker buried his teenage son last year and it just tore him up.