The chiclet keys did take a minute to get used to because the spacing isn’t quiiiiite the same as the MacBook, so I was forever hitting “i” instead of “o” or caps lock instead of “a”. Once I got past that, it was a piece of cake.

Maybe I’m looking at it through retrospective-flavored glasses, but I like the Supra. Disclaimer: My 1983 Supra remains my One True Automotive Love; no matter that I’ve had to move on.

I did some double-checking and both iOS13 and iPadOS will allow for a mouse. It’s under the Accessibility option in Settings. Until then, you’ll have to jailbreak your iPad or iPhone.

Sounds legit.

You know what? Fuck MLB for making me agree with Scott Boras. On anything.

Young lady, wherever you are, I kneel at the altar of your greatness.

Only one thing to do here:

Pffft. My little sister has been doing this to me our whole lives. That Earth, Wind & Fire tour t-shirt from 1978? Gone. That dope-ass bomber jacket I picked up in Japan while on temporary duty? Hers now. That Optimus Prime t-shirt I designed and painted in 1989? What Optimus Prime t-shirt? My Flying Tigers flight jack…

This cannot be said enough times.

He is all out of fucks to give and I am here for all of it. I wish I looked as good in anything as he does in everything.

In my office pool this year I picked against the Blues at every level. Clearly, this is a power that must be used wisely, and only for the good of mankind.

The Padres have the perfect between-innings antidote: a segment called “Why Are You Wearing That?”

THIS is winning the Cardinal way.

Here’s your star. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

You know, Billy Porter’s hat looks like the lid of a grand piano if you look at it from below. This is not a complaint.

Al’s last words will forever stay with me.

I don’t know-I don’t use a mouse. I’ve seen YouTube videos where people do, though, and I know that in iOS 13 you get full functionality with a Bluetooth mouse. Sorry that I can’t be more help.