I mostly use the touchscreen or a stylus depending on how I feel, but I don’t see any reason you can’t use a Bluetooth mouse. I use a Magic Trackpad from time to time, though.
STLOrca
stlorca
I have a whole colony of iPads at our house and I’d say my iPad Pro has about 90% of the functionality of my MacBook Pro. Mrs. Orca uses a standard smart cover with a keyboard stand, while I use a Brydge+ Bluetooth keyboard. I find that the user experience with my keyboard is almost exactly that of my Mac—it has…
My go-to in cases like this is “They can just go eat a family-size bag of camel assholes.”
Here’s your star. Now go take a time-out and consider your ways.
Here’s your star, sir/madam/decline to state.
Take your goddamned star, you magnificent bastard.
Well, Iraq already has a growing crystal meth problem. How hard to move it next door?
Yeah, but try and tell the whippersnappers these days about and they won’t believe you.
You had the wheel? We had to rediscover fire every morning because the people who discovered it never lived long enough to pass it on!
We had to hand-crank our Internet connections! 300 baud and couldn’t nobody touch me, by cracky!
Well, we used to ride our dinosaurs across the ice into Canada and trade for booze. I remember I outfitted my Bessie like a terror bird. Fastest raptor in Pangaea, by gum!
As long as they cart me off in a 1959 Cadillac with goddamn tail fins and rocket-fire brake lights, I’m cool.
Last Friday...the 13th. Coincidence?
fist-bumps BCMystery
You young pups with your disco and your platform shoes! Back in my day, we tied two rocks together and beat on ‘em! And we were GRATEFUL!
I’m still sobbing into my Ironhead Heyward jersey.
Hold my prune juice, Junior. DOB 1963. Plus Ric Ocasek and Eddie Money died in the last week. Fuck.
No-brainer Nice Price: fun to drive, simple, reliable, great gas mileage, and comes with a theft deterrent—it’s a manual. My only complaint is that you have to be an Oompa Loompa to fit in one. Mrs Orca could barely fit her 5' 2" self in the driver’s seat.
No more entries, please--we have a winner.
If only the guy had built a fake gun into his arm, so the next asshole that joked about it would get something REALLY funny. “I’m sorry, sir, I’ll have to bust a cap for that sad attempt at humor.”