That mental image I did not need, thank you very much.

Tomorrow’s Leftovers

Oh no you didn’t (but I’m glad you did!)

She went Rey Mysterio on his ass:

Call the police because we just saw the most vicious shank ever committed on television. I mean damn.

Well, at least he owns up to having said it.

Even when he (rarely) goes 0-for-whatever at the plate, he’ll pull off some goddamned amazing jaw-dropper of a catch and then give you that aw-shucks grin. Asshole (says the man with four Trout bobbleheads and two Trout All-Star jerseys).

Hahahahanope

Surely someone named “Christian” shouldn’t steal that much...

Is she even in the same shot as the other two?

Dammit! I LITERALLY bought one last Friday. Did I get the discount? Why, no. No, I did not.

Dammit! I LITERALLY bought one last Friday. Did I get the discount? Why, no. No, I did not.

Maiysha, save your energy--this idiot is a troll. 

I am officially inviting Ned Yost over to my house and we are going to geek out over the space program like we’d just found the lost cosmonauts.

Mrs. Orca and I had some serious WTFery with United a couple years ago. I decided to check out Southwest and not only did they fly where we needed to go, it wasn’t at dark o’clock. Since then, American, United and Delta can go eat a bag of camel assholes and I do mean the extra-large family-size bag from Costco.

My thought precisely. That Vicodin habit won’t pay for itself, you know.

Take me now, Anon. Don’t be gentle.