Is she even in the same shot as the other two?

Dammit! I LITERALLY bought one last Friday. Did I get the discount? Why, no. No, I did not.

Dammit! I LITERALLY bought one last Friday. Did I get the discount? Why, no. No, I did not.

Maiysha, save your energy--this idiot is a troll. 

I am officially inviting Ned Yost over to my house and we are going to geek out over the space program like we’d just found the lost cosmonauts.

Mrs. Orca and I had some serious WTFery with United a couple years ago. I decided to check out Southwest and not only did they fly where we needed to go, it wasn’t at dark o’clock. Since then, American, United and Delta can go eat a bag of camel assholes and I do mean the extra-large family-size bag from Costco.

My thought precisely. That Vicodin habit won’t pay for itself, you know.

Take me now, Anon. Don’t be gentle.

I was at the game last night and that was the most animated the crowd had been since Disneyland opened. It was like the second coming of A.J. Pierszinski.

God dammit. I have avoided thinking about her narrow undead-looking ass and you had to go there.

Fun fact: Bob Gibson was also a member of the Harlem Globetrotters before deciding on baseball full time. Lucky for Cardinals fans; for the rest of the league, sucked to be you.

SAVAGE burn.

What happened to Kelly is the same thing that happened to Michael Jackson, and Gary Glitter, and Jimmy Savile, and Jeffrey Epstein. They got away with it for so long because they had the shine: all the money, fame and/or political connections they needed to attract a cloud of hangers-on like flies on a corpse. As long…

As the man said, cruelty is the point.

I used to own a 2012 Focus that had exactly this problem. In stop-and-go traffic, the transmission would judder so hard that I thought the engine had thrown a piston. I took it to the dealer three or four times for that issue. After the last visit, it cleared up and never did it again. I wonder now if they did…

I...I love you, Anon.

Yeah, it’s a couple hundred at most. Throw the buyer a bone here.

Are those scorch marks on the front of the hood!? Please tell me it’s rust.