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stlorca

I’m 55 and I ask the office whippersnappers what their favorite bands are. As you might expect, a lot of it sounds like Vogon poetry to me, but there have been some jewels here and there (Deep Cotton, Aloe Blacc...hell, they turned me on to Janelle Monae and the Bombay Dub Orchestra).

RIP, Mr. Iacocca, you magnificent bastard.

Yeah...the time for mercy would have been putting the car in reverse. 

Yessir. I want him to die alone and forgotten.

Came here for this, was not disappoint. Have people never heard of “staging”? 

“Oh, there’s the earth-shattering kaboom.”

How terrible. My sincere condolences to his family on their loss.

we oughta see Ichiro throwing to Shohei in one

I am as big an Apple fanboy as there is, but $1800 for a year-old refurb? Really?

I am as big an Apple fanboy as there is, but $1800 for a year-old refurb? Really?

+1 Willy Wonka reference.

I will never unsee this.

+10 correct take

Obviously a Yale man. (Thurston Howell III)

He’s like a less manly Sheldon Cooper.

“Go away, or I’ll call the brute squad!”

Not quite. It actually means “U Clowns Lose Again”

If this is true, this woman needs to be tossed into the Marianas Trench like Megatron’s corpse at the end of the first Transformers movie.

Excellent thrust and parry.