Keep in mind that the line is painted under a few inches of ice. This can cause, when viewing from an angle as we are in this shot, the parallax effect that “positions” the puck in such a way that it even creates the illusion of white space between the puck and the line, when in actuality what we’re seeing is the…

Thirdly, Crosby’s not the best player in his league, while LeBron James is.

What does this photo of a nice lesbian couple have to do with the original comment?

Sure, but most of them stay that way. Because of KG, Paul Pierce gets to have an extended career with Brooklyn, Washington, and LA. He gets to talk on TV as a “champion” and gets his number retired and shit. None of that happens without KG. He was a year away from a messy breakup and talking about how racist Boston…

Paul Pierce sucks and both he and Doc Rivers were about to get ran out of town until Ray Allen and KG came and saved their asses. If it weren’t for KG, Paul Pierce would have been forgotten already or, if he was remembered, as one an okay play that wasn’t good enough to do shit in the playoffs.

My worst moment, I was in college during the 2004 ALCS and my friend next door was a diehard Sox fan, and between the 8th and 9th inning of Game 4 I went into his room and started sweeping the floors in a very smug way.

Hey, remember when the Panthers unceremoniously fired Gerald Gallant in midseason? Wonder what happened to that guy.

I have no interest in seeing “It” but would watch the hell out of a movie about a malevolent supernatural clown that can’t quite manage to kill or terrorize anybody.

You couldn’t pay me enough to click on that link

The great combo of experience of a lifetime and presumably pants-shitting terror.

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He should have chewed it up and spit it into the mouths of some Low A ball players. That’s the Cardinal way. He’ll learn. Yadi would have eaten an iguana

You guys are amateurs. You set an alarm for 6:30 AM, log in, right a few comments and then go back to sleep.

These fuckers have so much money, yet are still trying because they figured out how to game the system.

Stop pettifogging the issue, you accursed mountebank.

Subject: Your a brainless .. useful idiot!!!

Are we sure Cody Kessler and AJ McCarron aren’t the same person anyway?

I can’t tell whether you mean Zeke, the judge, Jerrah, or Goodell, but I appreciate both the quality of the curse and the fact that the only grammatical rule to which you adhered was capitalizing Lego.

You find a razor on the ground, you’re going to use it.