Usually the younger brother, because his/her older brother needs something to shoot at.

It’s not his fault, he has uromysitisis!

University of Michigan football fans probably give them a run for their money, if not blow them out of the water. I’m pretty sure 98% of the morons I encounter that worship that team have never even been to Ann Arbor.

I thought the fact that Drew uses 26 (!!!) pieces of toilet paper would be the most horrifying thing I read in this funbag, until I discovered there are people who don’t wrap presents from Santa. What the hell is that!? Why even have Christmas?

The irony of Tommy Luginbill of all people talking like this is rich.

Wasn’t a great pass by Mrazek, but Ericsson (#52) has to realize the pass being soft and move TO the puck. He can't just sit there and wait for the puck to get to him, and he certainly cannot allow Callahan to get to the puck and pass it to the front of the net completely untouched.