"Macklemore's snooze-worthy "Same Love" performance on the Grammy's "

So, Jon is totally annoying, HOWEVER, I really did not understand Liz's total repulsion and continued mocking of him about this. Maybe it's just because they both appear to have the maturity of a 13-year-old boy, but she just seemed so unnecessarily mean and weird about the whole thing. I can picture ragging on my…

You think celebrities are ever embarrassed of their fans?

I feel like they need to separate the "women without children" category into women who voluntarily have no children and women who want but for whatever reason cannot have children. I think the numbers are probably at opposite ends of the spectrum in terms of happiness in those two sub-groups of childless women.

The reaction of Andy Samberg to his win was the highlight of the evening.

Wow. This was a really mean-spirited piece.

Them again.

It's so scary how many people seem to think that the hymen has to break or something.

It was a female doctor who wanted me to cut it off, so it was even more surprising. But yeah, I don't go to her anymore. My weird bits can stay there, thank you very much.

Huh, my women's studies classes were pretty much alllll about showcasing different feminisms and having us read Black Feminist Thought and Borderlands and all that.

... You didn't know that Black Feminism is it's own, distinct movement and has been for decades?

It puts the "responsibility" of getting not raped on the wearer.

The best feeling ever is seeing a movie by yourself in the middle of a weekday! No one is there so you have the whole theater for yourself and your snacks. Maybe I have a really low threshold for decadence, but it makes me feel decadent.

Let me second going to the movies alone. It is really nice plus you never have to compromise about the movie you see! I like to go on little "dates" with myself where I go shopping (I hate shopping with other people, I get really anxious and self conscious) then get a nice dinner and go to a movie. I frame it as a…

Going to the movies alone is actually really nice, especially when you're up to your eyebrows with social stuff (for me, basically the entire month of December). I always get the big popcorn, even though I can only eat like two inches of it, and spread out across the seat next to me if the theater isn't full.

Not to rain on anyone's parade, but there are not even words for how much I hate this. On every possible level. Also, can we just stop having suburban white people rap as a joke please? Pretty please? With a seriously, stop it, it is 0% funny on top?

I am sorry, but the term "yelling" encompasses a lot of things.

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