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Wait, that’s a way more horrifying outcome. I would be deeply ashamed to tie my name to an endorsement of wearing Tevas anytime but while, I dunno, river rafting.

I’d not heard of her, but anyone that has to face what she has has my total sympathy. I can’t imagine how scary that must be, and I hope she’s not in pain.