"I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex."

Its about Jake Gyllenhaal. Which I am embarrassed to know.

That is most certainly the strangest compliment I have ever received. If it is a compliment.

I didn't either until recently — the Red Cross has been calling me every other day, trying to get me to donate platelets. So, you know, keep that in mind :)

When I was studying environmental risk assessment in college, we actually looked at the odds of these kind of weather events happening and whether they were connected to Climate Change.

I'm not sure if O- is always needed per se, I just know it's super convenient since it can be received by anyone, including other O-negs who cannot receive anything but their own type.

When men do that to me I grab their plate number, call the cops and report them for "weaving all over like they're drunk!"

Bleh, two things I dislike. Men inappropriately wearing shorts, and bros who think preppy style is wearing half a Ralph Lauren catalog.

Khaki cargo shorts are a sartorial abomination. Even if you are on safari they are inappropriate.

As a size 10 boat-wearer, this is absolutely true. A rounded toe makes my feet look smaller and more dinghy-sized.

HOLD THE PHONE. When the F did what you describe become "business casual". That's "casual", straight up. I work in a place where what you describe would be OK and I would never, ever describe our dress code with the word "business" - it trends to "slob" in my opinion. Has business casual become jeans? If it does,…

Pointy "witch-toes" look juvenile to me because they look like part of a costume. To each their own, I guess.

Agh! I thought I was a slob for sometimes not fully blow-drying my hair when I put it into a ponytail and only occasionally ironing. I feel like Dita von Teese!

I'm tall, so I love the ballet flat. Pleeeeease recommend to me a shoe that has a low heel, but isn't pointy. Because I agree that flats don't go with everything, but I'm not going to totter around one some 4 inch heels that are all the rage.

The Rom Com didn't die, it evolved. Credit Judd Apatow and Seth Macfarlane.

When the girls' basketball coach found out the two were dating, she kicked Kate off the team

You know, I'd love the thought of being all Xena on someone who pisses me off whenever I hit a PMS bump but the reality of it is, I probably look like a twitching, frantic pug.

Am I the only one who's just noticing how pretty Ke$ha is? I saw a bit of her reality show, and now here, without the makeup and the glitter, she really is just a beautiful woman

But sweetie, you're so much prettier when you smile. What's that? "Fuck you"? What a bitch—she must be on her period.

When David Arquette is the best-dressed person in the gallery, there might be an issue.