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i get it. he's a sexy man.

i babysat my friend's 3 and 6 year old kids yesterday. i took them to go see smurfs 2. it was fucking dreadful, even the three year old was like, "this is bullshit" about 30 minutes in, though the 6 year old quietly just stopped paying attention. we ended up leaving about an hour into the movie.

i'm not opposed to videos or pictures of people having sex, i get why that would be fun to watch...that's kind of where it ends for me. most of it is gross and kind of rapey for my tastes.

it's a comfort show of mine. one of those things i watch when i'm on the couch with the flu for a few days.

i'm glad i'm not the only one who thinks this way.

what's going on with her face in that add? her features all seem crooked.

that sounds really interesting, i'd love to read your work.

i am now sorely tempted to start my own early ed center in new york.

you and me both, buddy.

woah now. i'm all for women in STEM, but i don't want to drive across a bridge LiLo designed.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE WHITE MEN?!

daaaaaaayyyuuuuuumm.....

so all i'm gtting from this is that i'm better off watching james deen's other movies. i'm fine with that.

yeah, i'm not sure why people are acting like lohan is this incredibly talented actor and it's such a loss that she's been struggling with addiction. don't get me wrong, i hope she gets her life together, but it's not like the big screen misses her that much.

oh, crack's definitely cheaper than coke, but coke is still pretty pervasive. that's all i was saying.

i think it's a regional thing. in jersey cocoaine is cheap and accessable whereas prescription pills are what the wealthier people use to get high.

there are some parts of north jersey that are lovely, but unfortunately they aren't parts that people drive through for 15 minutes on their way to the airport. i'm always dad when people judge then entire state based on their drive from newark.

i'm in the southwest portion, where we go wheeling and get stuck in the sand, worship at the altar of wawa and people inexplicably have southern accents. around here some people deny the existence of central jersey, but in my book as long as you're not from north jersey you're probably ok. nice to meet you.

i'm a pine barrens girl, and so i am in favor of all new jersey natives who would be out of place on the sopranos or jersey shore.

there seem to be two schools of thought on this one. some people think reclaiming lables like, "fat" or "chubby" and celebrating those labels helps to destigmatize bodies that fall outside of the current standards of beauty. other people are like, "fuck you, please don't call me fat." personally, it's been nice for me