my step brother is in a similar program, but he's an adult. he has his own dog and it seems to have really taught him a sense of responsibility and patience that i never saw in him before he went in.

he's not my particular type, but i agree. he always looked fine to me, especially in forgetting sarah marshall.

like most mindful activities, i think it really depends on the person. someone going, "wow, this is beautiful." and then taking a picture of it because that helps them spend a moment focusing on the beauty of what they have in front of them is probably being mindful, whereas a person going, "hur hur, breaking my diet.…

i was born in 87, but i'd really love to be part of Gen WTF

wait, is a bing cherry the average size?

my god. it's even WORSE than i thought it could be.

when i make something i'm proud of, i take pictures of it. i made croissants once, it took me three days of work and they came out perfect. i took at least a dozen pictures of them.

no way. delicious treats are meant to be enjoyed for being delicious treats, not something to feel guilty or worried about. exercise is meant to be enjoyed for the joy of using one's body and the benefits that will come from it, not used as punishment for eating a delicious treat.

i eat my m&m's by color. people act like i'm nuts, but i don't care. green and blue are meant to be eaten last, it's just the way of the world.

i'm stealing this joke next time i use my kitchen scale. thank you.

i'm just glad i didn't get tackled by commenters. sometimes jokes don't translate well.

i always understood swallowing as when the guy cums while his dick is still in your mouth and then you swallow the cum. cumming in a woman's face is when the cum gets all over the place. so, to me anyway, swallowing was just a way of keeping things tidy as opposed to some deviant sex act.

yeah, apparently i am having much pornier sex than the average person.

i like you.

those folks with melanin. they get all the breaks.

she also hasn't aged in like 15 years. i long to know her secrets.

it's a rule of thumb if you're not sure what is an appropriate amount of money to spend on a wedding. anyone who thinks it's price of entry with a bow on it is stupid. it's just one of those "when in doubt, no one's going to be pissed if you do this." kind of things.

weddings are tacky in general. no matter what you do, SOMEONE is going to call it tacky.

i registered for all white dishes, servingware and so forth because i suspect there will be a lot of people going off registry to bargain hunt. i figured that would make it easier to make everything look nice together on the table.

i'm not concerned about what gifts i get at my wedding, but i will say that my fiance and i have a budget of $5,000 for our 150 person wedding. we've been setting aside $40 a week for the past two years, and we have one year left before the wedding. everything is low budget and there's a lot of thrifting, DIY and…