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i went to ghana last year and was hanging out in some fairly rural areas. it's common practice for women there to start breastfeeding anywhere. it took me a day or two to get used to it, but then i realized it was no big deal. people need to stop being such prudes.

it's eating. it's how a baby eats. people eat in public, babies can eat in public as well. social norms dictate that we crap in private, so we take babies into bathrooms and change their diapers there. babies are part of society.

that seems like an easy way to flip over in your inner tuber dress, and that sounds like the most embarassing way to die.

i'm talking about a comically large crate of plan b. thousands of pills. so many pills it looks like she robbed a warehouse. i would have too many questions to have sex that night. how did she afford all that? are they just for her or does she have some sort of distribution plan? if they are all for her, does she take

i'm still baffled that breastfeeding in public is even an issue. we're mammals, for fuck's sake.

it's ok. i also don't know how to masturbate with an inner tube.

one or two boxes seems reasonable, more if there were room mates or if she worked at a clinic or something. if i came across a bigass case hidden under a tarp in the closet, i definitely would not want to have sex with that girl.

how long does this stuff keep? my partner and i are generally very careful about our birth control but it would be nice having this on hand in case a condom breaks or something.

once upon a time, i had a mohawk. ever summer i mourn the loss of it.

my fiance can't be fooled, i don't even try faking anymore. on the bright side, he will accept, "that was great, i just wasn't going to come tonight." at face value and let it be.

if i had an extensive enough wardrobe i would do the same thing. as it stands i more or less rotate the same ten outfits with varying accessories. i'm sure as i get older and more financially established i will become quite the clotheshorse.

I don't understand why i'm always reading that it makes more financial sense to buy cheap basics when it comes to shoes and handbags. i go cheap for my hot pink shoes that i wear a few times a year or a trendy pair of shoes that i know i'll be bored of within a few weeks, but my most expensive pair of shoes is some

that's really cute tattoo....for like, a week or two. maybe a summer. definitely not something i would want for life.

I can understand why Evan wouldn't want to press charges against Emma, but i hope he still leaves that relationship as quickly as possible.

i know the feeling. i lost a friend to a heroin overdose a few years ago, and another very close friend of mine has been in recovery for a little over a year. he's been doing a phenomenal job pulling his life together, but every time a few weeks pass without seeing him i find myself tensing up and worrying about that

i find her really endearing.

i didn't realize it was a full on organization, i always thought it was just a slogan.

yeah, maybe swap "admire" out for "respect".

i...i might change that to "how to keep your wife happy" and give it to my fiance. not that i think he should force himself to have sex with me or follow any of this lady's wackadoo advice, but compliments, orgasms and food are basically all it takes to keep me happy.