their coffee sucks, too. everything i've had at dunking donuts always seems kind of overprocessed, although i will admit to the occassional cream filled donut.

well...a glazed donut is usually right around 180, an egg is 70, and 2 slices of bacon is 80-100. so, the math adds up. that's kind of cool, actually. it's nice to have an obnoxious treat once in a while without feeling like it's going to ruin whatever health plan you happen to have.

I like to think of episodes like that as less of a setback and more like a reminder of how far i've come.

ask him about his kids and his ex, ask if he could every see himself getting married again or if he wants more kids. you don't have to put yourself in the equation at all, just check out his opinion on things.

really? my mom is insanely repressed and uncomfortable with her body but as a kid i saw her naked fairly regularly.

i'm with you. i'm not gonna pretend i've never let my dog lick a bowl before putting it in the dishwasher, but i don't let my cats on the counters, let alone playing in my bowls!

i'm with you. i'm not gonna pretend i've never let my dog lick a bowl before putting it in the dishwasher, but i don't let my cats on the counters, let alone playing in my bowls!

i'm proud of you for owning up to this.

What? That is incredible!

uuugh this happened to me on a flight from JFK to paris, the guy behind me was going to town on himself around 2am. i was mortified, and my mom was asleep on my shoulder and the thought of waking her up so i could yell at the guy and then dealing with her reaction (she can get pretty intense) and then still having to…

i know a guy who shares a lot of these ideas. he is 42 and lives in his mom's attic. i have never seen him with a woman, he says all the women he meets are too entitled.

then why aren't men getting more shit for not building houses with their bare hands, killing our food with spears and defending us from lions? because frankly, i'd probably be ok with staying home with the kids if my man was out hunting shit with a spear. as it stands, i'm gonna go ahead and keep my job.

although,…

there are some song lyrics by some punk whose name escapes me at the moment, but basically it's, "lately i've been thinking about how i love jesus, because jesus was a dirty, homeless, hippy peace activist. he said 'drop out and find god' to anybody who would listen, while turning water into spacebag with lowlifes and…

i struggle with this one as well. we officially got engaged a year and a half ago, but we've been together for almost eight years. boyfriend is too informal, fiance sounds stuffy, and he's not technically my husband yet. i switch between man, partner and fiance.

i, too, get all of my history and news from star trek. i see no problem with this system.

I felt that way about Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan. I think Amanda Bynes is actually going through a mental illness.

30 of us went in on a trolley. it ended up being like $25 per person and it was a lot of fun.

you should do it! seriosuly, why not? that way you can look back on them years from now and go "holy shit i was so hot! i can't believe i was ever self conscious!"

no, they should work on eradicating whatever bias they possess in their profession. that part is unacceptable. but if they want to knowingly fuck up their own health on their own time, that's none of my concern.

i think this guy is confused because he doesn't understand how to measure a person.