maybe it's just me, but i feel like when a guy whips out his dick and starts beating it the time for tact has passed.

This part, "...and then expecting another human being to just fold into their schedules with no compromises and minimal effort." really resonates with me. My fiance and I have been together for 7 years, and we've grown up with each other and built a life together out of very little. Sometimes we go through rough…

spot on. thank you.

i just want to punch him in the face no matter what he's doing.

do you just have a gigantic hard drive full of gifs organized by situation?

my boss has a yolo tattoo. it makes me sad every time i see it.

agreed.

i think these could be made pretty easily with some cheapo tights and some latex paint

that's what i was thinking.

huh. i'm a pae girl with big boobies. i guess i just lucked out.

do breasts tend to get veiny? i don't think i've ever seen that...

my thoughts exactly.

i got a lot of that when i got engaged, but as i have an amethyst engagement ring i really began to dread people bringing it up because then i had to fucking justofy why i didn't want a diamond and assure them that my fiance was in fact serious when he proposed with a non-diamond ring.

i really think this is going to be me. i fucking hate wedding planning so much.

amen. i pride myself on being a low key bride.

amen. it's fucking facebook. no one is posting anything important.

female archer, here. I've got double D's and they have never caused an issue.

this happens to me every time i find myself in a department store.

fuckin seriously.

i totally get why you do that, and i've definitely exaggerated my own pleasure a time or two, but i reeeeeeaaaaalllly try to be honest as much as possible. teaching someone the wrong way to do something doesn't usually have positive consequences.