you know what's more uncomfortable than condoms? parenthood.

just as a general rule, i try not to engage in discussions with people who call themselves bonertown69.

i think it's just something that keeps the parents from screeching about mandatory condom usage at schools. Odds are every kid is going to have at least one friend who can snatch up some extra condoms for them, so it probably won't actually prevent anyone from getting access to them.

"If you were teaching enough people about JESUS then i wouldn't have to hand out so many damn CONDOMS! Who's fucking up their job now, buddy?"

i give them five seasons, tops.

for real. ted's kind of a douche. he was likeable in an immature sort of way at first but now he's in his mid-thirties and still acting like a 22 year old and wondering why he can't make a relationship stick for longer than a year. grow up, dude.

i have auditory synesthesia, and i'm pretty sure this exhibit would make my brain explode.

start out even smaller, then. stretch for five minutes. stretch for five minutes every day. eventually you can bump it up to ten minutes a day, then fifteen, and so forth.

I have been recovering from Binge Eating Disorder for about a year now. This is my first holiday season since getting diagnosed, and it's been a huge struggle for me. The past year has been spent slowly adjusting my lifestyle and relationship with food/my body one step at a time, and if anyone is interested they can…

at least on myspace you could count on tom to be your friend.

cool!

it has been my experience that most feminists are very pro-penis.

i have a theory that a lot of cheaters want to be caught at a certain point.

i remember that one. it had a catchy title like "We're not really married!" or something

gift cards get a bad rap. as a recent graduate i really don't have a lot of disposable income. gift cards/cash are perfect presents for me, because sometimes my student loan payment is due the same day i get a flat tire and i don't get paid for another week and my dog has to go to the vet...and dammit, it's really…

agreed. i'm the only one of my friends in a long term relationship. the longest relationship any of my other friends have been in is three years, and my fiance and i are going on eight. sometimes he and i have full months where we don't get along and i feel like i can't talk to any of my friends about it. it's nice to…

i have nothing to contribute except that i wish i could give you a big hug right now.

aw......

i was shocked by how pretty snookie looked without any makeup on.

my engagement ring is an emerald cut amethyst solitaire set in white gold. it's the most beautiful purple color i've ever seen. I love it, and it's exactly the type of ring i told him i wanted, but people have been SUCH dicks about it. At best i get, "oh...wow...that's unique." and at worst i've had someone laugh at…