but.....but.....you mean....the u.s. isn't the center of the galaxy? i.....i don't know how to process this....

there was a period of time where they were really fucking up orders. i don't know what's changed, but they seem to have overhauled their system. i've ordered about a dozen pieces from them in the last 8 months and nothing has gone wrong. try ordering one item and see how it goes, i think they've gotten a lot better.

i really wish i could be half as loving, loyal and forgiving as any dog in the world.

that's the kind of security (or willingness to experiment...) i look for in a life partner.

no, i get it. i could really do with a lot less reporting on how sandy is affecting traffic and more information about the casualties in haiti. i have a few friends there and i've been worried sick about them.

holy shit! i had no idea. of course, i have a hurricane headed towards my house so that's taken a lot of my energy. i hope everything is ok by you!

how bad was the earthquake? aren't earthquakes pretty common out there?

it's because haitians don't matter to americans. i hate saying it, because i worked in haiti after the earthquake and met some truly incredibly haitians, but people here really don't give a fuck about them at all.

cold brew it!

haha, my "omg" was in response to how incredibly adorable that would be. after reading your comment i just started imagining my 60 pound pitbul as the same dog just miniaturized, and lost my shit a little.

i wonder if that's why my wrists and jaw have been completely jacked up this week....

i feel like you're really damned if you do and damned if you don't when it comes to changing your name. what sounds best to you?

omg.

that...that sounds a lot creepier than the occasional guy on the subway who yells lewd shit at me.

omg the smiles!!!!!

is a sexy crayon costume acceptable if the color has a terrible pun in the name?

there's a bunch of those on the page, some of them are pretty funny.

oh....can i steal this?

i'm kind of kicking around the idea of being a slutty janet reno now, to be honest.

what if it's a really bizarre slutty costume? like slutty janet reno?