Asked about putting a hot dog "between his penis," Manziel declined to comment beyond saying, "I'm frankly split on the issue."

oh my god, best gif ever.

Holy shit. Please keep defending yourself. You have a great argument.

So, I count 4 sentences. Let me guess: you only read 3?

You're new to the Deadspin way, huh?

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

I'm reading this in the voice of Patton Oswalt doing his Black Angus bit.