That’s bullshit. The car had just passed the SUV on it’s right, and just after the SUV behind it spun out, they moved into the right lane. Just because they didn’t immediately cut the person in the right lane off doesn’t mean that they weren’t moving into the right lane when they felt they had safe enough distance to…

How would you prove it though? How can you reasonably argue against someone saying “I thought I saw a squirrel or some debris in the road”? They were passing someone too, albeit slower than the tailgater, and, as evidenced by their blinker, moved to the right as soon as they felt they had enough room to safely do so.…

How is it communism as practiced if it is not adhering to actual communist principals? That’s like saying because Burger King’s Croissan’wich tastes like cardboard that all croissants are terrible. It tastes terrible, but it is not a real croissant, so categorizing it as so is fallacious. Or saying all Christians are…

I don’t know what you mean by “one of you”. I thought I explained myself very clearly and reasonably. If I am as wrong as you seem to think I am to the point where you don’t want to continue speaking to me, it should be pretty simple to point out why.

Where, precisely, did I make that claim? I extended the courtesy of not putting words in your mouth, so I would really appreciate it if the same was provided to me. I thought I made it abundantly clear that I was responding to exactly what you said:

I haven’t missed anything, but I appreciate you trying to clear that up for me. I won’t try to put words in your mouth, so did you mean that being called out for being a bad role model involves different subjects and standards for men and women? Because men are called out for being bad role models all the time. Look…

Why wouldn’t it be mostly applied to female celebrities? How many pics of Antonio Banderas’s ball cleavage poking from behind a black bar have you seen on Twitter?

How can you leave out akimbo Model 1887's from COD MW2? I’d say the SPAS 12 from that game was also a contender, but the pre-patch 1887's were some of the most beastly shotguns in any game. I’d also argue the SPAS 12 because of how good the pump action felt.

They don’t even look at the paper! I have surveyed several friends and aquaintences, and I was astonished how many don’t check their receipt. You can’t just go by feel. That’s a losing man’s game. I am deeply sorry, on the behalf of my less tidy male compatriots, for all of the stains you’ve had to endure. I would…

What does being a lady have to do with anything? Last I checked, ladies have the same butthole situation as men. True story- I challenged a friend of mine to this same dare, and low and behold, poop.

Back and forth forever.

The next time you poop, wipe as you normally would. After you think you’re all cleaned up, stand up and give the ol’ balloon knot another once-over. Chances are, you didn’t have the clean bill of health you thought you did.

I still use the original wireless stereo headset as well, but my earrings are starting to scrape the fabric off the pads on the cans. I’m so close to buying the gold one, but the Hypers are no piquing my interest.

I still use the original wireless stereo headset as well, but my earrings are starting to scrape the fabric off the…

As my uncle used to say to me growing up, “Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.”

“...oh, well, here’s a tiny box of raisins leftover from the Festival of the Lost.”

I’ll cede you this point if, and only if, Red Dead: Lost in New York is coming soon.

I’ve heard rumblings that the next Red Dead could be announced sometime this year. I kneel at the foot of my bed and pray for that day every night of my life.

I think my point was, who cares how good it did for them, it was fantastic for their loyal fanbase. RDR and GTAV made and continue to make them crap-loads of money. Isn’t coming up with a DLC, that we still have to pay for, literally the least they could do to show appreciation for their success?

I’m gonna let you finish, but Undead Nightmare is the greatest DLC of all time.

A fake wig? So like, not a real one? Like a mop head or something?