I’m not scientist, but I believe it is because he is actually a semi-putrified corpse animated by an evil spirit, and the flexibility is due to his body being due to it being filled with maggots, dry-rot, and puss.

How about someone punch him in the dick?

That happened to me I think 3 or 4 times in a row when I was a teenager, and to this day (some 15 years later) I’m completely paranoid. If I need to complain about someone I’ve been known to check my phone to make sure it isn’t somehow purse dialing the person in question.

And meanwhile, Senator Mazie Hirono (D-HI) is being treated for kidney cancer and she shows up and votes with compassion and conscience. But yeah, let’s keep showering praise on an undeserving old white man.

McCain voted for the BCRA, despite pledging a few hours earlier that he would not.

Sure. I just also think that then maybe she doesn’t deserve to be crucified.

She has been on the right side of a lot of shit and no one EVER gives her credit. She is not a terrible person.

Do it. Like I said, life goals. I know one guy got Cruz to block him by rearranging the letters in Cruz’s last campaign slogan image to spell “ZODIAC KILLER.”

America Second

If Kim Kardashian West can mobilise her fans to come out in support of the ACA then we should stop bitching about her for a month.

So all I have to do is post this?

I love Chrissy Teigen. And I’m jealous, because I’ve been trying to get Donald to block me, too. Actually, she should now move on to Ted Cruz. That would be life goals for me.

Maybe that will encourage her to turn independent or cross over. All I want is for the GOP to lose their Senate majority.

OK, that’s a blatant lie. I want Trump successfully impeached, followed immediately (or at the same time as?) Pence. I want Sessions, Trump, Kushner, Pence, and possibly Ryan and McConnell to serve…

But they absolutely will. You know that, I know that, the world knows that. How sweet would it be if she responded with, “It’s just locker room talk.”

He did.

“Bratwurst-eating contest at 20 paces, bitch!”

I want them to change up the animal featured for a week. Where is Octopus Week?! They can fit through tiny holes to escape, they can unscrew the lids of jars, and they are lightening fast when they want to be. I need to know more!

THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO HELP

Okay, then, let’s do this. No more political correctness. Let’s honor the man as he truly deserves to be honored, as a fully equal human being subject to the very same rules as everybody else.