Here’s another: “When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.”

You do, um... realise that one side doing something shitty is not in fact evidence that the other side didn’t also do something shitty, right? So basically, anything you say about the Clintons or the Democrats, true or not, is entirely irrelevant to the question of Trump’s guilt?

My favorite quote on this was from David Frum, who said (paraphrased) that when Trumpists say “deep state”, they really mean “rule of law”. That is, when they complain about the deep state they are essentially complaining that they haven’t been granted absolute power and still have to play by the same rules as the…

Hillary Clinton’s sordid email exchanges with underaged pizzas, of course.

comey was the director of the FBI - it’s entirely up to him whether his own material is classified or not. classifying material is a formal legal procedure. he did not reveal or betray any classified material in his testimony. he isn’t a traitor.

We aren’t using personal attacks because we can’t refute your horseshit. You’ll just move the goalposts, so we’ll personally attack you. Not because we have to, but because we want to, and you don’t deserve any better.

Mind dismissing this idiot? The more we reply to him, even with snarky comebacks, the more he is able to spam threads with his inane bullshit.

“I, Donny T, am coming out today to pardon myself for everything I have ever done, which is nothing, and totally all Hillary and Obama’s fault because they are mean terrible people who bigly tarnished my reputation, but I am not going to own it and am totally innocent.”

Hehehe, henceforth I shall demand all my potatoes commit seppuku. For what are potatoes that don’t retain their honor in the face of imminent defeat?

the deep state

Pardons only cover federal charges, NOT state. New York, where a significant amount of this fuckery went down, can still prosecute this crime family, assuming they can find handcuffs small enough to fit his tiny baby hands.

I just picture him typing that nonsense with the darth vader score playing on his bitchin’ boombox on the milk crate next to his cot.

Thatz not okay.

The suit you wore to the inauguration made you look like someone’s crazy old aunt that they only let out of the cellar for graduations and weddings, Kellyanne.

Supreme and unwarranted confidence and a lack of self-awareness... those traits sound so familiar. Do you work in the WH?

lol stupid fuck

Holy fuck do the people who tighten the straps on your jacket before they tuck you in know where you are?

The only mild comfort I have when I read things like this is that this dude is old and fat and tired and ugly and clearly his loneliness and isolation have made him miserable for the majority of his life. What joy has he ever really experienced that didn’t also make him feel secretly, deeply, crushingly inadequate?…

#notmydonpardo

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.