Two things: One — WOO-HOO! Can we get his tax returns now? I doubt that even if obvious evidence of obstruction of justice is found and announced, as long as the Republicans continue to get goodies from him, they’ll never even try to impeach him. Work towards 2018, people!

“I insinuated it”.

<cranes neck> oh hi!

I’m sorry, I thought you was corn!

Totally OT but:

As I read that, all I could think of was this:

This is why I’ve been screaming for SNL (or Colbert, or anyone) to get Leslie (Beverly Leslie) Jordan to play Sessions - with all due flamboyance!

Or maybe he would. Someone that hateful could be deeply closeted.

Of course, he’d probably show up in drag to hide his ID, and now I’m laughing and puking at the image of him in drag.

Jeff Sessions is caught stonewallin’. That said, he’ll never be caught dead at Stonewall In’

Thank you so much, Old Pal. Perhaps it is that we are so afraid to be disappointed that cynicism can be the easier route sometimes than to let one’s guard down, and hope, again. This is true for me in other aspects of my life.

Prince Philip will still turn up to Parliament as the Queen’s consort and treat the assembled parliamentarians to his usual basilisk stare.

I don’t think he retired from eerything. He’s related to innumerable organizations and causes in the UK and the Commonwealth, so I think what he retired from was having to show up at meetings as the royal patron of the St. Barnabas Hospital for the Incurably Insane in Shrovington-super-Blackwater and stuff like that.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

I’m gonna need someone to photoshop a response like this from Comey. As in, “I met with my boss today and that fat, balding loser tried to tell me how to do my GD job #millertime #ihavebiggerhands”

They should show A Different World instead. Denise was the best Huxtable anyway.