HE LITERALLY GHOSTED HER!

Aww. It was OK by Repukes when it was Chelsea Clinton or the Obama daughters but now it’s not, huh? You poor fragile daisy. Trump worshippers piss and moan about free speech and growing thicker skins and PC ‘overreach’, but boy you chickenshits hate a taste of your own medicine. Well, suck it up, soap bubble. You…

My friend, who is not a 45 supporter AT ALL (she was in the tank for Hillary from day one), said “I feel bad that the youngest kid had to see that,” and I replied “The Obama girls saw their father lynched in effigy for eight years.” She was like “ ... people are garbage.”

I’m sure Donald was really concerned about Sasha and Malia’s emotional well being when he was peddling his birther bullshit for eight years.

“And in absolutely shocking news just to hand, recent FBI investigations into Bob Blandly, junior assistant secretary to some office the department of the interior or something, has been found to have absolutely no ties to Russia whatsoever.

Is he dying?

He curtsied like a 1930s debutante being presented to the Queen Mother.

To be able to classify something as the biggest in history would require a knowledge of history. SCROTUS doesn’t know who Abraham Lincoln is.

The Bush’s what?

He’s waiting for the ideal moment to tell us he invented the question mark.

I was so worried.

At the press conference today, the Cheeto King kept turning to President Juan Manuel Santos and saying things like, “Venezuala is the richest country in your neck of the woods” and talking about the drug problem in “countries close to you”.

Trey Fucking Gowdy? Jesus fuck.

Why WHY do the same people who scream about Hillary’s emails not realize this is 100x worse in every way?

That bitch was trying to HIDE information! Daddy is trying to share information so we can all get along!

It’s OK, you guys. The WaPo comment section assures me that this is FAKE NEWS.