And if frogs had wings, they wouldn’t bump their asses when they hop. Like, can this silly talking point die, already?

Not all heroes wear capes.

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

Ryan and McConnell are both in too deep to pull out now.

God I hope Dems take the house in 2018 so that these demands can have a little more teeth. Paul Ryan and the GOP “leadership” will block any and all attempts to actually hold Donald accountable.

Oh my God, that’s horrible! What the fuck?

Ding ding ding! It was 2001 and it. was. fabulous. It was also only $18. :D

When does he get to people who want to stop him from fucking little children?

There’s no point in farting if you can’t impact a crowd.

In 1994, when I was a senior in high school, I finally got boobs. The decision to go to prom was last minute, so I borrowed a friend’s dress. Black halter top that went to mid-thigh before it turned into strips. Kind of like at the car wash. Needless to say, I had substantially more boobs than my friend. So i ran with…

I watched my beloved 1st husband die of one of the worst possible ways to go- a malignant brain tumor that 1st paralysed his left side then robbed him of speech then the ability to do anything. I have always thought this was too cruel for anyone. But not Drumpf, Paul Ryan, Sessions and a few other choice bastards as…

The only real punishment for a narcissist is to be ignored. So my wish is for him to walk around in perpetual invisibility, randomly screaming “I’M PRESIDENT TRUMP!!” while passersby only feel a slight stirring of the air and smell a faint whiff of self-tanner.

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Did you see the John Hamm Black Mirror xmas special? He needs to be blured out to the world and move through it unheard and unseen.

Ha​! I wrecked the natural hair color rule by accidentally turning my hair green with henna. When the expected hammer descended, I cheerfully pointed out my hair was the color of spring grass, which is totes natural. The next year, the student handbook was amended to include that hair had to be natural HAIR colors. …

I got married in a Jessica McClintock. It was like Little House on the Prairie and the Gay 90s fell in love and had a baby. Idk wtf I was thinking.

I’m sorry, Bobby, but if you cannot see the direct and clear way these stories are interconnected, then you have no business writing for this site. #Illuminati

Maybe. I totally made it up as an example of something an entitled child would do, but I’m happy if it starts a rumor. ;)

That’s exactly what I’m talking about! And kudos to her parents for doing that. There’s nothing wrong with being born rich, as it’s not something one can help. But it’s so important for those rich parents to understand that they need to constantly reinforce how to help out in the community and put that wealth to good…