Is your terrible punctuation (repeated twice and not a typo) making your case stronger? Get the fuck off the internet and read some books for awhile.

What the fucking shit are you going on about?

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Not 100 days into his run I want to have a new amendment stating that no one can be president without first being either a state governor, senator or house representative. This asshole is making our country a laughing stock.

If it’s any consolation someone told our boss pretty much right away and he made sure he found a reason to can them all within the year. I have no proof he did it because of this but I know he was pissed and they were all fired for petty shit that he normally would have let slide before this.

I know! Poke holes in a few condoms and watch a few girls deal with unwanted pregnancies and STDs and suddenly I’M THE BAD GUY.

I disagree, Jeff! I would find a giant lawsuit against your department charging endemic racism a hoot and a holler!

“Wednesday being, of course, a day of the week, one of the best days. So that’s how that’ll work next week, it’ll be on a day, a day in the week, probably that day, but who knows? Maybe a night.”

Because nothing says “these sexual allegations aren’t true” like the Catholic Church!

Very true (Mississippi person here). If you happen to be one of those unfortunately-named-after-some-confederate-dickweed person and you actually aren’t some kind of seething racist, then usually you go out of your way in a Caesar’s-wife manner to combat the name or at least the presumption reasonably ascertainable…

His elf tree is festooned with nooses.

I literally called him an undead mummy.

I mean, he was like 50 when it became a state, so I see his confusion. Mummies aren’t good at current events.

It’s weird, but I’ve never heard him deny it. Why hasn’t his office put out a statement? I mean, many people are saying that it’s true. Great people. Really great. You wouldn’t believe the things they’re finding. I sent some people out to Utah, and you would not believe the things they’re telling me.

That was one of my takeaways- but just so odd that he didn’t actually look at it between having her wrote it and then getting it actually tattooed???

I had a student try to do this with Hillary I looked at him and said “is Hillary president” he got all smug and was like “no she’s not” I said well then, Hillary is not the problem. We can’t hold her responsible for what the president says unless she is president. They did NOT like that.

I’ve had this conversation with many parents. Like I said, many of my closest friends and family members are parents- their kids are in my life. I’m not anti-child or anti-family, I can see the appeal of that lifestyle. It’s not for me, but I think I’m a supportive auntie/friend/sitter, etc. Part of the reason I think…

Death Ride with the Queen!

“Lots of people who were absolutely adamant they never wanted kids have changed their minds.”

Here with ya. 42, divorced and living with my SO. Never wanted kids. I get dogs instead, lol.