Jesus: “You gotta behave.”

current president:

Thanks. I figured there was a reason. I’m a home brewer of fizzy things (ginger beer, rose fizz), so that makes sense- no jostling or moving the bottles while brewing or you lose the fizz before you’re finished brewing.

Don’t think about the FBI investigation into Trump administration’s contacts with Russian officials. Don’t think about the FBI investigation into Trump administration’s contacts with Russian officials. Oh, look at the shiny bauble called: Blame the Democrats! Don’t think about the FBI investigation into Trump…

Customs Undocumented Naturalization Task Squad

Is everyone forgetting that the *Republicans* could have passed this without a single Democrat getting on board, and didn’t? Why is anyone playing into the narrative that the Democrats were the problem.

I’m pretty sure he was from St. Louis.

If this is anything like his previous initiatives, I’m sure it will be handled very, very smoothly and go over really, really well.

The alternative is definitely better. MURCA should secede from the globe. A wing nut friend described Clinton as a corporatist statist globalist whore. I asked him to parse that for me so I could understand why it was so bad. It immediately became clear he doesn’t understand what any of them mean. They’re just bad…

Part of the swing is that Sam Brownback (GOP) is a really unpopular governor. I imagine that not a little of it is a recently discovered allergy to Dolt 45. There are special elections in Montana and Georgia (that one looks really close) coming up soon. It’ll be easier to see what’s going on after those.

 I don’t believe it’s a suicide. She was a successful black Muslim woman in a position of authority. That will poss off both racists and sexists.

You mean he’s a) “worse than a Democrat” or b) “has a New York sense of humour” or c) “Gets a free pass from Hollywood” (I mean he doesn’t but it’s a euphemism) or d) “Is really good with money” or e) “Doesn’t work on Saturdays” or f) “Eats babies on urine-soaked Christian altars under an inverted cross what do you…

Trump doesn’t KNOW Bannon? It’s like telling me that I don’t really know my clit.

I’m getting a John Cleese/ upper class twit of the year vibe from that picture.

True enough but this is like the ‘Old Money’ vs the ‘Nouveaux Riche’ argument.

The questions really have to be pitched in the most flattering way possible. “You guys have such keen business acumen, how succesful has the Trump family business been since you’ve taken over? Could you give me an idea in dollar amounts... how about, just how much more growth have you guys been responsible for?”

What the hell? I’ll share, what might be, my all time favorite The Onion content.

They always look like either serial killers or village idiots.