I kind of wish “Maerd” would catch on as a yoonique name like “Nevaeh” because it’s the word Dream backwards and kinda sounds like the word for shit in French.

As a pasty white ginger, any time i see someone with such beautiful skin i become envious.

Not only are many women ostracized, communities fear that babies fathered through sexual violence during captivity “will become the next generation of fighters, as they carry the violent characteristics of their biological fathers,” the report said.

Before I had my daughters Delaware Hibiscus and Nevaeh-Fayth Osteen I was totally fine with piles of broken glass all over the sidewalks. I had even seen friends dump their shattered mirrors in the streets; I didn’t say anything. Sometimes I even joined in. But now that I’m a father to two girls, who I love even more…

Fuck you, man, that shit is delicious. Also, this isn’t the time or place to diss SC. Fuck off.

Hildabeast Clinton and the Vagenda of Manocide is probably my least favourite JK Rowling book.

it is very much not a joke and it is honestly rude of you to assume so

News flash: Not all of us live in the city. Not all jobs are based in the city. If your grandma has a car she can’t drive, offers you its use, and it makes your life easier, you effing take her up on it. That is not an example of a bad decision.

Why do you assume there’s public transportation to the job? Where some may consider driving a fine automobile to work a luxury, others see having easily accessible public transportation as one.

That awful sound Vicki kept making with her toungue sticking out after tasting Kelly’s jalapeno martini?

We fill in our eyebrows, bud.

What is the “Lord GUATEMALAN”? I am imagining a Q’uq’umatz-like feathered serpant.

fuck off

Here’s the thing, though. Autism ISN’T cancer. It’s not a disease. It’s a neurological difference.