Oof, that’s tough. Especially for Beemer owners.
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FALSE: It’s quite easy to hate plenty of bikes at HMS. Especially BMW’s. Take a bike designed to travel thousands of miles and do it reliably, then customize it so it does neither.
Spent an hour and a half trying to pay for a Navi, cash upfront. Death to the dealership model. RELATED: fuck yeah to the max on the ‘19 FTR. 19" front wheels are more fun anyway. Lord love a big-pig V-twin.
More than I’d like to admit, yeah.
Oh, Lanesplitter. *pours one out*
Ah, gotcha. That’s not totally unreasonable. Hope the seller gets it. If so, it bodes well for the un-special ‘75 H1F I’ll be unloading soon.
If that’s a ‘69, your price isn’t far off.
I understand. I write more from a satire, shit-talking and entertaining lies perspective. Thanks for the write-up, man.
I’ll field this question. Just make a new model review up, like Lester Bangs with concert writeups of shows he never actually went to. Easy peasy.
Nice writing, not a bad piece. But why all the beginner content since the demise of Lanesplitter’s (RIP) first incarnation?
You’re late.
When the dollar-per-fun ratio is tallied, the winner is clear. Winning ain’t always about a trophy. It’s about getting a little something for virtually nothing. Right the fuck on, man.
Prolly had more fun on your Chieftain than I did on my rental Springfield, which was likely detuned. As someone who rides almost nothing made after the Ford administration, I was impressed by my Indian experience, even tempted by the dark side. Like you’ve noted before, the wisdom of using a rolling couch to watch…
You really should have done this loaded and loaded. Twice the comedy, do the math.
It’s not sad if it’s your 308 that needs gently used trim or door handles.
Avoid STD ride mode *pause for raucous laughter*.
Sealed with a Packers kiss.
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Will this bike help me score all the sex with attractive partners, or just some of the sex with attractive partners?