You do know there’s now proof your queen Melania worked here illegally right?

I was raised by a cup of coffee.

I think you’re describing Blupper from Zippy the Pinhead. Still I wish you all the luck.

It sounds like Mark Wahlberg to me. How you doin guys, you doin good?

I used to live right by all this, ‘Gilmour Academy’ as it’s called is a private school in Gates Mills, one of the wealthiest suburbs of Northeast Ohio. I realize wealthy suburb sounds like an oxymoron given the proximity to Cleveland but it’s true. Within a 30 minute drive are two other expensive private schools…

I don’t know about sportswriters but I think most herding dogs are more reliable sources than reporters for USA Today, and I’d take a cocktail waitress word over almost anyone else.

How fast were you running?