@SlowMo (the 'Radical'): Do you really think there is anything left of the driver to charge?...

@hugesunglasses: Nice helmet

@pwalshj: Why DID YOU DIVE?!

@SupermotoThud: I know.

@Whitetrashsteve: My sensitivity has changed over the years.

@Psiu! Puxa!: Your 244 is the coolest car I have ever seen!:

@Aaron Luptak: I gotta get these sausages to market, quick!!

@Jackie: Depends on the size of the donut...

Do they really go "Whoosh", I would have thought it would be more "rooowoweer"

- Feet on the dash

@hotmud'n'exhaust: Are you sure it isn't just a vision of the FSM?

When I see a picture of a walrus, I look at its eyes and they always seem to be saying "WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE THINGS POKING OUT OF MY MOUTH!!!1!21@!@!3312

A Geo Metro Gnome

@Dirt Pirate: This one has my vote also.

@pauljones: Wow, that was pretty harsh.

@Death By Cornbread: Uh, did you even read the article?

@maximum_sarge: I don't think it's just to make them look bad, I think it may also be the fact that the mug shots are public and finding others may be hard.

That's Hemingway-esque

@Adam: Guerrillas? I thought you said Gorillas!

Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting