I like this one better.

When I was a kid, we used to torment the owner of the Carquest store next door to my stepdad's machine shop.

It looks like the "t" is aftermarket.

@Fordboy357: Strangely enough, the "lord of the underworld" stuck in my head way back when the first time I saw the car name "Lanos". What, in 1998 or so.

@RaptorConner: How long ago was that? just so I can know how much of a futurist you are.

Lanos: Lord of the Underworld

@eaglescout1984: And Montana wasn't even a state yet.

My friends made one of these about a month ago.

@CABEZAGRANDE: Thanks, I made it myself

@CABEZAGRANDE: The lights around these parts are timed such that driving the speed limit gets you greens all the way across town...

@SagarikaLumos: Stupid thing fuel starves on hard right turns though.

@KAdams1476: The Aries.

@KAdams1476: I don't think mine had the wing windows in back.

@Autojunkie: I had an 82 Aries for a summer right after high school. My brother killed it by running it into a tree. That autumn. It cost us $500.

@kibastryker:

@Hart88: The, um, ah, South Pole.

@dallascyclist: Nice ride, but I do need to say sprint != all day long.

@Jon Vane: I think that Jean-Luc was named after Jacque's dad by Roddenberry

Why does that woman have a wedding band on her right hand?

@Infinitrium: I bet he had loads of trouble getting size 14 girls to help him with his couch after that.