@etimmz: I remember that, very dramatic.

Sounds like d_clark could use some other partners in the 8-1-8, because if Jimmie is calling him on his s&*t I don't know what the f^%k he's gonna do.

@500wishes: I've always been a tranny man, myself.

That sign is very much like a Far Side cartoon.

@Turbineguy - now with reheat!!: If I remember right, it's the Communist copy of Itchy and Scratchy.

@SantaRita: Haven't heard for a while. Though that's talking about LOW frequencies.

Where are the elephants and turtle?

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: We either know the same people or at least, the same type pf people.

@Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .: How do you identify what music to steal? This will still help build your list.

@Novaload: You have more romance than I do. I just waited until her health insurance was going to run out and said, "We should get married so you will keep having health insurance."

@Novaload: The $200 paint job lasted *just* long enough.

@Novaload: That thing got me my wife.

Not that impressive, I admit

@Devryn: He made a stupid mistake that killed someone. That, I think, is why manslaughter exists.

I know there is a joke in there somewhere about her tank being full, but I can't pull it together.

@OldeEnglishD: Just trying to bring some levity to the comment of doom.

@OldeEnglishD: I'm pretty sure ol' John Holmes didn't die in 2009.

This made me die a little bit. Deep down inside.

@snap_understeer_ftw: Then it's turbocharged? What about NOS??

@Touched: It's not ironic, it's post-modern