I bet it smells like an ugly hook.

@Electro Gyrocator: I had an '82 Dodge Aries in 1997. My brother and I split the price of $500. It was green.

@dead_elvis: Where's the fun in that? Dead hookers are only fun fresh.

@Novaload: You shot marvin in the face! (I know that's a different movie)

My mom and my second dad got married in Reno. This brings back barely crystalized memories.They had a Granada. It later caught on fire and burned up in my grandparents driveway in Oakhurst.

With the door and hatch open it looks like the Predator

"I prayed to any and all deities that might have been hovering over western Germany."

What's with all the vaseline on the lens?

@Elhigh: Did you land on your face?

@Elhigh:

Right before a car hit me from the side on my bike.

@HoonThatFerrari: My friend in college decided that his epipen (bee stings) would be a good pick-me-up for studying.

@doug-g: It's just an empty flattened lot now.

@tommott77: True, I didn't read the article all the way through and didn't think of it because you didn't mention it...

@tommott77: I think the current mitsubishi EVO is 144 hp/L

@JCWhitless: Was Nicholas Cage around? #bugattiveyron

@FightingChance: Well played, sir. #bugattiveyron

@GeeHalen: and

He already drives a Zamboni: #qotd

"On the other hand it would make going out for a joyride even more expensive than just paying for gas"